Brendan Osorio
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GOODSPRINGS — A courier shot in the head near Goodsprings recently miraculously has survived and is expected to make a…
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Sean Fallon
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AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk released his top ten films of 2024 with his top spot going to a YouTube…
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Steve Packosky
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Patrick Sullivan
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RJ Dralle
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You died unexpectedly in the comfort of your home and now it’s just your body and your Eeveelution of choice…
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Everybody knows that comic books are only popular because they have so much dialogue. It’s the one thing that separates…
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Hard Drive Staff
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AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk, who recently revealed his desire to found a video game publishing company, promised to eliminate…
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I love Denzel Washington, but his acting range has been curbed by prudish Hollywood directors for decades. Denzel recently revealed…
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Hard Drive Reporter
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SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Social worker Jeff Phillips was seen excited downloading Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III (2023)” despite…
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