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May 8, 2021

Retrospective: We Look Back at ‘Super Mario 1D World’

Retrospective: We Look Back at ‘Super Mario 1D World’

With the recent releases of Super Mario 3D All-Stars and Super Mario 3D World, gamers are reflecting on the long legacy of the Mario franchise.…

May 7, 2021

Tedious Baseball Video Game Makes You Play in Minor League for Almost a Whole Season

Tedious Baseball Video Game Makes You Play in Minor League for Almost a Whole Season

SAN DIEGO — MLB: The Show 21 has received criticism from fans for its single-player campaign, Road to the Show, which forces the main character…

May 5, 2021

Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months

Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months

DESERTED ISLAND — Shaking as he described the terrors that might lie inside, local island resident Lobo warned a group of children that no one…

May 4, 2021

Review: ‘New Pokemon Snap’ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy)

Review: ‘New Pokemon Snap’ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy)

After more than 20 years, Nintendo’s beloved cult hit Pokémon Snap has returned with a sequel that offers the same atmosphere, adventure, and fun. It…

May 3, 2021

Incredible: How This Millennial Was Able to Buy Their Own Farm at 21 All On Their Own

Incredible: How This Millennial Was Able to Buy Their Own Farm at 21 All On Their Own

While most millennials are worrying about paying off their college debt and working multiple jobs to make ends meet, one millennial was able to pull…

May 2, 2021

Bomberman Randomly Selected for Additional Airport Screening

Bomberman Randomly Selected for Additional Airport Screening

NEW YORK — Local explosives enthusiast Bomberman has accused the TSA of unfair profiling, after being detained for additional screening at LaGuardia Airport this morning.…

April 29, 2021

Hyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their Payroll

Hyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their Payroll

HYRULE — A local pottery shop has been put under audit by the Internal Revenue Service due to an alleged tax fraud scheme, in which…

April 28, 2021

Highly Anticipated Game Comes Down With a Sudden Case of ‘Crafting System’

Highly Anticipated Game Comes Down With a Sudden Case of ‘Crafting System’

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom’s announcement that the highly anticipated Resident Evil Village will include a robust crafting system has fans double-guessing their excitement, according to…

April 27, 2021

Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping

Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping

ATHENS, Ohio — Single gamer Evan Hughes reportedly believes that holding down and B while swiping on Tinder increases his chances of getting an automatic…