January 26, 2022 Random! This Video Game Company Happens to Be Completely Restructuring Right After Employees Started Unionizing Random! This Video Game Company Happens to Be Completely Restructuring Right After Employees Started Unionizing OK so this is so freaking random! Apparently video game developers SuperTech, creators of the massively popular Guns Out! franchise, is completely restructuring their company,…
January 25, 2022 Link Refuses to Talk to Police About Robbery He Witnessed Link Refuses to Talk to Police About Robbery He Witnessed KAKARIKO VILLAGE — Local folk hero and adventurer Link has garnered the support of his community after refusing to speak with local police about a…
January 24, 2022 Tattoo Parlor Refuses to Do Swastikas, Iron Crosses, Triforces Tattoo Parlor Refuses to Do Swastikas, Iron Crosses, Triforces PARMA, Ohio — Tattoo parlor The Lazy Tiger has announced a controversial ban on several hate symbols and also the Triforce from The Legend of…
January 22, 2022 Indie Game Takes Inspiration From EarthBound’s Lack of Financial Success Indie Game Takes Inspiration From EarthBound’s Lack of Financial Success TUCSON, Ariz. — Game developer Rodney Jones’ latest title, Infinite Dreamz Are Here 2 Stay, is to be inspired by cult-hit 1994 video game EarthBound,…
January 20, 2022 Castlevania Millennial Worried They Will Never Own a House With a Second Upside Down House Under It Castlevania Millennial Worried They Will Never Own a House With a Second Upside Down House Under It WALLACHIA, Romania — Local millennial Daniel Balan, 32, is reportedly fed up with the state of the world and worries that he will never be…
January 19, 2022 Rockstar Updates Red Dead Online to Include Tumbleweeds Blowing Through Abandoned Servers Rockstar Updates Red Dead Online to Include Tumbleweeds Blowing Through Abandoned Servers NEW YORK — Rockstar Games has answered fans’ pleas and finally made a substantial addition to its Red Dead Online game following months of inactivity:…
January 18, 2022 Here’s All The Newest Workplace Abuses Coming to Game Pass This Month Here’s All The Newest Workplace Abuses Coming to Game Pass This Month Microsoft is always expanding its lineup of fan-favorites on Game Pass, and this month is shaping up to be no different. With the new Activision…
January 17, 2022 Employees Urged to Keep Working After T-Virus Exposure Unless They Have Giant Eyeball Growing Out of Their Shoulder Employees Urged to Keep Working After T-Virus Exposure Unless They Have Giant Eyeball Growing Out of Their Shoulder RACCOON CITY — The Raccoon City Health Department (RCHD) recently advised employees exposed to the rapidly spreading T-Virus to continue reporting for work, unless their…
January 16, 2022 Hidetaka Miyazaki Reveals All His Swamp Levels Are Based On Different Cities in New Jersey Hidetaka Miyazaki Reveals All His Swamp Levels Are Based On Different Cities in New Jersey TOKYO — In an interview about his upcoming game Elden Ring, Hidetaka Miyazaki revealed that all the swamp levels in every FromSoftware game are based…
