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June 23, 2021

EA Honors Pride Month by Announcing One of the Crowd Members in FIFA Is Gay

EA Honors Pride Month by Announcing One of the Crowd Members in FIFA Is Gay

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — In honor of pride month, EA has announced that one of the crowd members in their long running FIFA franchise is…

June 23, 2021

6 Must-Have Gaming Accessories That Just Happen to All Be Sold by Our Parent Company

6 Must-Have Gaming Accessories That Just Happen to All Be Sold by Our Parent Company

Playing video games with the top-of-the-line technology can be really expensive, but it’s 100% worth every penny of your hard earned cash to buy the…

June 23, 2021

Vampire Requests Invite to Open Xbox Live Party

Vampire Requests Invite to Open Xbox Live Party

FORKS, Wash. — Local vampiric gamer FaNg DaNKula was seen requesting an invite to an open Xbox Live Party in order to join it, as…

June 23, 2021

Broken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just a Normal Run-of-the-Mill Bigot

Broken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just a Normal Run-of-the-Mill Bigot

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — While saving up to repair his broken gaming PC, local man Josh Quell underwent a transformation from an elite gamer into…

June 22, 2021

Danny Ocean Hires Team of Criminal Specialists to Break Into Blizzard Account Made Under His Old Email Address

Danny Ocean Hires Team of Criminal Specialists to Break Into Blizzard Account Made Under His Old Email Address

LAS VEGAS — Master heist organizer Danny Ocean has reportedly gathered a team of top criminals, acrobats, and smooth talkers in an attempt to break…

June 18, 2021

Sony Calls Emergency Meeting With Redditor u/LastofUs1296 After Callout Post

Sony Calls Emergency Meeting With Redditor u/LastofUs1296 After Callout Post

SAN MATEO, Calif. — Sony Interactive Entertainment scheduled an emergency meeting between their board of directors and u/LastofUs1296, an industry analyst who called out the…

June 18, 2021

Breath of the Wild 2 Trailer Pleases Fans for Nearly a Whole Afternoon

Breath of the Wild 2 Trailer Pleases Fans for Nearly a Whole Afternoon

KYOTO, Japan — The recent premiere of footage from the highly anticipated Breath of the Wild 2 entry in the Legend of Zelda series reportedly…

June 17, 2021

Sonic’s Therapist Asks If He’s Ever Considered Slowing Down

Sonic’s Therapist Asks If He’s Ever Considered Slowing Down

METROPOLIS ZONE — Sonic the Hedgehog has been asked to look inward and understand his deepest and most firmly held beliefs, according to sources who…

June 16, 2021

Nerf CEO Pleads With Gamers to Stop Associating His Company With Weakness

Nerf CEO Pleads With Gamers to Stop Associating His Company With Weakness

PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner released a video today pleading with gamers to stop using the word “nerf” to refer to when weapons…