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May 16, 2022 Trek to Yomi Is a Fantastic Homage to the Black and White Video Games of the 1950s Trek to Yomi Is a Fantastic Homage to the Black and White Video Games of the 1950s Unlike with film, you don’t see too many black and white video games anymore. Sure, many games have monochromatic filter options, but technological advances have…
May 16, 2022 My Homemade PlayStation 5 Might Not Play All the Games, But At Least My Wait Is Over My Homemade PlayStation 5 Might Not Play All the Games, But At Least My Wait Is Over Finally! At long last! I’ve been waiting since they came out in 2020, and finally, my PlayStation 5 has arrived. Well, not so much arrived,…
May 14, 2022 Struggling Item Shop Considers Adding Fourth Thing for Sale Struggling Item Shop Considers Adding Fourth Thing for Sale BELANTARA — A struggling mom and pop item shop is considering dismantling a longstanding tradition and adding a fourth item to their available inventory to…
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May 13, 2022 Amazing: Speedrunner Beats Elden Ring on Steam Deck Before Battery Dies Amazing: Speedrunner Beats Elden Ring on Steam Deck Before Battery Dies LONDON — The speedrunning community has cleared the latest hurdle in the RPG phenomenon Elden Ring: a player has somehow finished the game on a…
May 13, 2022 Microsoft Announces They Moved Activision-Blizzard Offices to International Waters Microsoft Announces They Moved Activision-Blizzard Offices to International Waters INTERNATIONAL WATERS — Tech giant Microsoft announced that after their colossal purchase of Activision Blizzard, they have moved the company headquarters to the middle of…
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