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Twitter Announces New Summer Hours

Mark Roebuck • July 3, 2023

SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter CEO Elon Musk announced a change to Twitter’s operating hours for the summertime earlier today, which…

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Bruce Wayne Speaks Out Against Twitter Account That Tracks Batman’s Grappling Hooks

Kyle Duggan • June 28, 2023

GOTHAM CITY — Billionaire Bruce Wayne spoke out against a social media account dedicated to tracking and publicizing the location…

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Musk and Zuckerberg Agree to Fight Just to Feel Touch of Fellow Human

Mark Roebuck • June 23, 2023

SAN FRANCISCO — Billionaires and social media CEOs Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have agreed to a mixed martial arts…

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Everything to Know About New Twitter CEO Linda Yaccarino

Camden Brazile • June 7, 2023

In the wake of his resignation as CEO of Twitter, Elon Musk has named his successor, NBCUniveral Head of Advertising…

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Point/Counterpoint: Two-Factor Authentication Is the Only Thing Between Me and Hackers Trying to Ruin My Life vs. It’s Annoying to Do

Cameron Snow • May 2, 2023

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Elon Musk Insists Fire Spreading on Fourth Floor of Twitter HQ Not as Bad as Press Making It Out to Be

Mark Roebuck • April 27, 2023

SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter CEO and aspiring humorist Elon Musk announced today that the press is making too large a…

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Elon Musk Fires Guy in Charge of Making Him Look Like Shit All the Time

Mark Roebuck • April 19, 2023

SAN FRANCISCO — Elon Musk's latest wave of firings has seen the dismissal of the man formerly in charge of making…

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8 Ways Elon Musk Plans to Improve Twitter

Camden Brazile • April 12, 2023

Is Twitter getting worse and worse every day? It sure feels like it, these days. But if you're worried the…

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Good Movie From Six Months Ago Real Piece of Shit These Days

Mark Roebuck • April 11, 2023

LOS ANGELES — A movie released to critical and audience acclaim just six months ago is actually be quite bad,…

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Elon Musk Spends $44 Billion on Old Dunk Tank Found on Craigslist

Mark Roebuck • April 1, 2023

GARY, Ind. — Twitter CEO Elon Musk has reportedly discovered his next overvalued investment: a novelty dunk tank he found…

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