Kyle Duggan
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November 30, 2024
HYRULE CASTLE — Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule, the recently deposed King of Hyrule, expressed his desire for the usurper Ganondorf to…
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Peter Ferrarese
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November 22, 2024
UNITED STATES — Players across the “America” server have found themselves struggling with a new patch from the game devs…
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PALM BEACH — President-elect Donald J. Trump has selected real estate mogul Tom Nook to head his cabinet’s Department of…
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Ridley Jordan
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November 20, 2024
WASHINGTON — This week, incoming president Donald Trump announced his staff picks in preparation for his second term as president.…
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Ian Steffé
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November 18, 2024
WASHINGTON D.C. — Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), also known as Civilian 2 from “GoldenEye 64,” has been appointed Attorney General…
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Garry Kerls
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November 6, 2024
PALM BEACH, Fla. — After an exhausting end of campaign push in swing states across the country, President-elect and convicted…
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HILLSIDE, N.J. — Action figure manufacturer National Entertainment Collectibles Association (NECA) has included vice presidential candidate James David Vance in…
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Jamie FitzPatrick
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September 19, 2024
ORLANDO, Fla. — Calls for debugging the latest and most popular first person shooter have been made in the wake…
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Matt Fresh
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August 30, 2024
ARLINGTON, Va. — Donald Trump and his campaign are under fire after a visit to the Arlington National Cemetery has…
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Johnny Amizich
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July 13, 2024
PENNSYLVANIA — An Imperial Stormtrooper was seen fleeing the scene after Donald Trump was rushed off stage during a rally…
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