AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk, mascot and “co-founder” of throwback automotive company Tesla, disappointed shareholders yesterday by announcing further delays…
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Tyler Pehringer
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August 19, 2024
AUSTIN, Texas — Tesla CEO Elon Musk has rejected a redesign for a more efficient battery, arguing that it would…
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Travis Tack
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February 7, 2024
CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple recently released the Apple Vision Pro, a technological breakthrough that's already revolutionizing the way Americans meet…
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Mark Roebuck
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November 1, 2023
SOMEWHERE NEAR ALBUQUERQUE — ACME Industries, manufacturers of notably explosive products, introduced a self-driving car that has proven to be slightly…
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Kyle Duggan
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June 28, 2023
GOTHAM CITY — Billionaire Bruce Wayne spoke out against a social media account dedicated to tracking and publicizing the location…
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LOS ANGELES — According to the handful of people who have seen the film, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, which…
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Camden Brazile
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April 12, 2023
Is Twitter getting worse and worse every day? It sure feels like it, these days. But if you're worried the…
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Mark Roebuck
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April 1, 2023
GARY, Ind. — Twitter CEO Elon Musk has reportedly discovered his next overvalued investment: a novelty dunk tank he found…
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Jacob VanGundy
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March 15, 2023
AUSTIN — Tesla CEO Elon Musk hopes to take the next model in a radical new direction, demanding his engineers…
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Andy Holt
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February 16, 2023
SAN FRANCISCO — Elon Musk gathered the Twitter engineering team for a meeting yesterday to assign a nearly impossible task:…
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