Nick Coffman
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SAN FRANCISCO — After numerous attempts, AI prompter, and Twitter troll, Freddy “Sweet Nut” Stevens has failed to conceive a…
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Patrick OConnell
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ST. LOUIS — The National Suicide Hotline is reporting all-time success thanks to the use of a new script written…
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Sean Fallon
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LOS ANGELES — Feelgood sleeper hit Ted Lasso will end its third and final season tonight, and leaked scripts reveal…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local depressed man Matthew Watkins reportedly used AI chatbot ChatGPT to write his suicide note, according…
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Ryan Sims
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DEWEY’S ISLAND — Local man Dewey McCormick woke up shocked the morning after his attempted suicide, when he was reportedly…
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