Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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WHITERUN — Local guards were called to the scene of an alleged disturbance in the town of Whiterun, only to…
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Hard Drive Staff
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NEPAL — The Elder Scrolls fan site FansRoDah.net shocked the climbing world today when it reported there are hundreds of…
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Gabe Wood
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KENOSHA, Wis. — Local gamer Kelly Redmond expressed frustration at the lack of a fast travel option shortly after beginning…
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Brendan Krick
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ROCKVILLE, Md. — After being fired, Bethesda animator Jeff Callahan was seen packing a confusingly extensive assortment of useless objects…
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Ricky Alvarez
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ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks employee Herbert Naples died today after attempting to transfer Skyrim, a popular fantasy video game,…
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Sean Kelly
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WHITERUN, Skyr. — Night Watchman Thorbjorg Halmsteim told reporters he began to suspect a trespasser might be afoot today, after…
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Contributor
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Hundreds of hours of dangerous adventure, amazing discovery, and enchanting exploration. I just wish I could have seen that instead…
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Ben Salerno
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Staring blankly into the corner of his open-air bazaar-style smithing shack, a man known only as “Smitty” to travelers and…
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Jonathan Eriksson
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle…
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Patrick Coyne
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WIDOWBRIAR — Video game protagonist Danaes has reportedly assured final boss the Hollowsplicer, Scourge of Xissan, that the many side quests…
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