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I Voted for Ivo Robotnik to Lower the Cost of Eggs, Not Steal My Chaos Emeralds

Mikey Reid • August 8, 2025

When Dr. Eggman announced his candidacy for President, I was thrilled to see someone finally standing up to the political…

The Only Way to Protect Endangered Species From Climate Change Is to Imprison Them in the Power Cores of My Killer Robots

Joshua Hudson • November 9, 2022

Greetings, simple-minded people of Earth! It is I, the brilliant Dr. Robotnik. I am here to address a much-debated issue…