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FDA Approves New Drug for Treatment of Kids Who Run Around at Recess Pretending to Be Sonic

Kyle Erf • September 18, 2022

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The FDA has approved a radical new drug to treat the condition that makes some little…

‘Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo I’m Invincible’ Claims Child on Playground After Abusing I-Frames From Dodge Rolling to Cut Line at Recess

Dan Tomascik • April 28, 2019

LEVITTOWN, Pa. — Local nine-year-old Eddie Honda allegedly jumped from second-to-last to the very front of the recess line yesterday…