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Mario Invoices Princess for 100 Hours of Plumbing Work Performed During Harrowing Rescue

Jeremy Kaplowitz • January 2, 2023

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Princess Peach was reportedly shocked to discover that plumber Mario Mario invoiced her for 100 hours of…

Nintendo Announces Female Characters Will No Longer Be Able to Drive Mario Karts Following Saudi Arabia Investment

Mark Roebuck • May 19, 2022

REDMOND, Wash. — Following today’s news that Saudi Arabia now controls 5% of its shares after making a nearly three…

Inconsiderate Friend Doesn’t Spoiler Tag That Princess Peach Isn’t Actually in Castle

Giovanni Colantonio • January 9, 2021

SPOKANE, Wash. — Discord user Michael McNeil drew the ire of a Mario fan server after failing to use spoiler…

Sad Incel Doesn’t Get the Hint From Uninterested Girl

Jeremy Kaplowitz • May 4, 2018

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Plumber and noted loner Mario Mario has reportedly missed multiple verbal and nonverbal cues from Princess Peach,…