Sean Mullee
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YOUR SISTER’S HOUSE — Close sources report that your 20-year reign as the family video game champion finally came to…
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Patrick Sullivan
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KYOTO, Japan — During an impromptu Pokémon Presents on Tuesday, Game Freak announced that now there exists more than 1,000…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — Doug Bowser, President of Nintendo of America, remained secretive about the company’s follow up to their massively…
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Ryan Sims
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DEWEY’S ISLAND — Local man Dewey McCormick woke up shocked the morning after his attempted suicide, when he was reportedly…
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Seth Finkelstein
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Over the past decade, there has been an arms race in the theme park world. Universal’s Harry Potter area brought…
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Camden Brazile
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TOKYO — In celebration of March 10, the official Mario holiday, legendary Nintendo executive Shigeru Miyamoto reportedly pardoned a Sonic…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash — Nintendo confirmed online speculation this morning by announcing that Mario’s former stepdad, a man named Lewis, is…
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Dan Bookbinder
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REDMOND, Wash — For decades, iconic hero Kirby, known for being cheerful and innocent, has been depicted in American box…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — After over 30 years since he worked the job, local Bowser employee Shy Guy is still living…
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Patrick Sullivan
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MADISON, Wisc. — A local Mario Party game hit a boiling point today as local gamer Luke Cunningham accepted a…
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