Nick Coffman
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Listen up, nerds—and this time, I don’t mean that as a compliment. For weeks, the internet has been abuzz about…
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Peter Ferrarese
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HOUSTON — Fans from all over the country have reported that one of the most exciting and innovative features of…
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Nick Coffman
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local plumber Mario is in turmoil after receiving a claim denial from his insurance company for a…
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R. Anthony Mahan
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TOKYO — In a recent Nintendo Direct, director Masahiro Sakurai confirmed that, after decades of speculation and demand, he would…
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R. Anthony Mahan
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KYOTO — Nintendo has filed a patent giving them the exclusive right to the gameplay mechanic of pressing a button…
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Waluigi, noted foil of Mario and Luigi, has been arrested after being caught masturbating in public at…
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Steve Packosky
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — The Mushroom Kingdom Kart Racing Commission (MKKRC) instructed Koopa King Bowser to drain his home kart course…
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Ben Friedman
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I have seen much injustice in my short lifetime, but it feels like more than ever we are being screwed…
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Peter Ferrarese
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REDMOND, Wash — With their beloved company mascot turning 40 this year, Nintendo has revealed that Mario recently went into…
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Matt Fresh
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Nintendo has officially announced the Nintendo Switch 2. While the announcement had essentially no details whatsoever other than what it…
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