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Gamer Waits for Switch to Go to Sleep-Mode Before Sneaking Off to Cheat With PS5

Jolie Darrow • August 19, 2021

MADISON, Wis. — A guilt-ridden gamer has reportedly made a habit of waiting for his Switch to go into sleep…

Size Queen Purchases PS5

Jeremy Kaplowitz • November 14, 2020

NEW YORK — Local size queen Sasha Carter reportedly purchased a PlayStation 5, the only console large enough to satisfy…

Opinion: You’re a Fucking Moron If You Really Believe the Xbox Series X Will Be Big Enough to Hold 6 Teraflops

Owen Crowlie • April 16, 2020

Don’t let yourself get suckered by all that fancy talk Microsoft is blowing up your ass. There’s just no way…