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Joe Rumrill • September 22, 2023

DONUT PLAINS — Stranded without sustenance for weeks, video game hero Mario Mario confirmed, after seeing no other options, that…

Kevin Podas • March 11, 2022

CASTLEVANIA — In an attempt to be more health-conscious and diet-friendly, Count Dracula Vlad Ţepeş has reportedly taken it upon…