Matt Fresh
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Mario Mario the Brooklyn-born hero of the Mushroom Kingdom is facing criticism after he reportedly called Bowser a homophobic slur…
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HG Punk
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As of press time, the man was seen giving the game away for free at a garage sale, warning potential…
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Nick Coffman
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM - The gold coin doesn’t stretch nearly as far as it used to. Middle Class Toadstools and plumbers…
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Kyle Duggan
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BOO WOODS — Health and safety officials have ordered the destruction of a local residence after newly-installed devices detected dangerous…
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Everyone’s favorite plumber with a ‘stache certainly has a lot going for him. From undefined relationships with princesses, to rivals…
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Brad Waters
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Mario: “If-a-the SEGA men want him to beat me, that will be fun! We’re-a-doing the olympics again soon!"
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Lobster Jackson
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“That the corrupt Biden administration would carry out the orders of its shadowy backers in Big Plumbing and levy these…
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Hard Drive Staff
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BATAVIA, Ill. — Despite complaints surrounding some of Nintendo’s first-party releases being too hands-on, one lonely man expressed excitement for…
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Garry Kerls
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Video game discourse on the internet is a slippery slope. Passionate gamers will leave their blood, sweat and tears in…
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Brad Waters
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Mario "The Iron Boot" Mario is one of gaming's greatest icons, Nintendo's flagship mascot, and also a terrible and tyrannical…
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