Nick Coffman
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local plumber Mario is in turmoil after receiving a claim denial from his insurance company for a…
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Matt Fresh
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NEW DONK CITY — Princess Peach's chief steward Toadsworth has recently stated that he is not yet ready to endorse…
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Steve Packosky
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PRINCESS PEACH’S CASTLE — Mario 64 cameraman Lakitu revealed that you’re going to have to replay the famed 1996 action…
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Steve Packosky
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — The Mushroom Kingdom Kart Racing Commission (MKKRC) instructed Koopa King Bowser to drain his home kart course…
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Steve Packosky
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NEW DONK CITY — Mario’s sentient sidekick Cappy transformed into a MAGA hat to fit in after the pair found…
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Steve Packosky
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DINOSAUR ISLAND — Koopaling and boss of Yoshi’s Island Iggy Koopa insisted that he had ascended to his position through…
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Peter Ferrarese
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REDMOND, Wash — With their beloved company mascot turning 40 this year, Nintendo has revealed that Mario recently went into…
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Peter Cunis
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Today marks thirty-nine years since the passing of Gepetto Margioni, the oft-forgotten older brother of Mario (born…
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Kyle Duggan
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1 — Plunger Originally, Mario was only able to make use of Warp Pipes after unclogging them. Like the game's…
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Johnny Amizich
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MORGANTOWN, W. Va — Dr. Mario has been served a malpractice lawsuit over allegations he has been overprescribing half yellow/half…
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