Peter Ferrarese
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HYRULE KINGDOM — Legions of Ganondorf’s horrible henchmen have reported suffering an existential crisis of sorts following their seventh resurrection…
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HYRULE - Link finally agreed to sit down for a tell-all about his romances across Hyrule prior to the launch…
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Tara Marie
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The Legend of Zelda. The Legend of Zelda. The Legend of Zelda. The Legend of Zelda. The Legend of Zelda.…
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Max Schuhmacher
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“We might even see him cook something out of boredom. I personally cannot wait for this rendition of Link to…
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Tyler Simpson
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After getting a taste of that sweet sweet movie tie-in cashola with the Mario movie, Nintendo has decided to sell…
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Joe Rumrill
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HYRULE — This week’s edition of Goron City’s comedy open mic is reportedly on it’s tenth comedian in a row…
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Kenny Rohrbacher
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WASHINGTON — Over a dozen people were left perturbed after a living wraith, later identified as 4,096 year old dungeon…
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Cameron Snow
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Realizing his initial judgment of the character was inaccurate, local gamer Troy McKenzie discovered that The Legend…
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Rob Steinberg
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HYRULE — Ganondorf recently invited all of his top dungeon bosses and their spouses together for their annual key party,…
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HYRULE — Link’s longtime trusty steed Epona had to be euthanized after getting permanently stuck on a weird rock. “It…
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