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We Added a Lightsaber Fight To Every Scene In “Andor” Season 2

Peter Ferrarese • May 14, 2025

Everyone’s been talking about the second season of Tony Gilroy’s “Andor”, the show which proved once again that something can…

Tatooine Retiree With Metal Detector Finds Another Fucking Lightsaber Buried in Sand

Dan Kozuh • July 6, 2022

MOS DOBA — Retired moisture farmer Deng Illen reportedly found another lightsaber caught in the sand while spending his twilight…

Jedi Apologizes and Agrees to Attend Counseling After Explaining He Thought Red Lightsaber ‘Just Looked Cooler’

John Sartori • June 25, 2021

CORUSCANT — Local Jedi Knight Randor Holobon says he regrets showing up to a routine peace-keeping mission wielding a red…