Kate Danvers
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HYRULE — The economy was in shambles Tuesday after groundskeepers mistakenly mowed Hyrule Field, uncovering hundreds of thousands of rupees.…
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Steve Packosky
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The famed Bechdel Test, wherein a piece of media is judged on whether it has two named women characters engaged…
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Jacob Albrecht
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SEOUL, South Korea — The latest Westeros-based video game, Game of Thrones: Kingsroad has proven to be a faithful testament…
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James Mahoney
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LONG BEACH, Calif. — The school police officer who waited over an hour to respond to multiple calls of an…
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Matt Fresh
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NEW DONK CITY — Princess Peach's chief steward Toadsworth has recently stated that he is not yet ready to endorse…
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Steve Packosky
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PRINCESS PEACH’S CASTLE — Mario 64 cameraman Lakitu revealed that you’re going to have to replay the famed 1996 action…
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Garry Kerls
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SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a recent report from the National Weather Service, experts have concluded that close to 90%…
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Amity Gilmour
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A cozy, welcoming apartment in the thriving city of Ashfield. Recently cleaned, enjoy an open-plan kitchen, south-facing windows, and in-unit…
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Steve Packosky
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SUBCON — Super Mario Bros. 2 boss Birdo experienced a startling revelation regarding her anatomy when she decided to visit…
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ITASCA, Ill. — In a stunning one-two punch to nostalgia, Microsoft announced late Wednesday that its long-suffering reboot of the…
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