Peter Ferrarese
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BUDAPEST, Hungary — The philosophical question at the center of the upcoming prequel series to the critically-acclaimed “Dune” films will…
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Dan Kozuh
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SHREWSBURY, N.J. — A routine visit to the bank took a horrifying turn for local resident, Ryan Peterson, when he…
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Sidney Conant
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If you’re anything like me, then there are fewer things scarier in your life than the thought of stumbling over…
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Jus Kaplan
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MINNEAPOLIS — In a disturbing revelation that has left acquaintances confused and appalled, local man Kevin Whittaker, 34, has admitted…
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Brendan Hanney
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AUSTIN, Texas — Judge Joe Miles dismissed a key piece of evidence from the divorce proceedings between John Wainwright and…
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Nik Theorin
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TARTARUS — After untold centuries of grinding, Sisyphus’s divine punishment was briefly alleviated this week after the Greek King of…
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Dan Kozuh
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MOSCOW — In a stunning affront to tradition, a female assassin operating in the shadows of covert operations has revealed…
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Thomas Wilde
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There’s only one real growth industry on this planet, and it’s human suffering. Welcome to Silent Hill. We appreciate your…
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R. Anthony Mahan
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WARSAW — Male gamers rejoiced after upcoming historical RPG Hussar’s Quest was confirmed to contain no female characters as part…
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Peter Ferrarese
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DK ISLAND — Beloved Nintendo icon Diddy Kong has officially submitted a name change application to his local circuit court…
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