Peter Ferrarese
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December 8, 2024
NEW YORK — Multiple eyewitnesses claimed to have seen the assassin of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson emerging from a conveniently-placed…
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Kyle Duggan
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December 7, 2024
Look, we all know that the Avengers are in big trouble. After a series of crushing defeats, their popularity is…
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Matt Fresh
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December 6, 2024
CHICAGO — A recent screening of the new hit film Wicked was disturbed when an unruly and inconsiderate patron rudely…
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R. Anthony Mahan
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December 6, 2024
Brilliant industrialist and Shadow President-elect Elon Musk has recently suggested buying Hasbro, because this selfless hero has dedicated himself to…
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Dan Katz
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December 5, 2024
HOLLYWOOD — A major movie studio has confirmed that production has begun on an animated remake of a beloved live-action…
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Matt Fresh
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December 5, 2024
NEW YORK — In a shocking development, after hundreds of years spent haunting individuals into good behavior the Ghosts of…
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OSAKA, Japan — Following the recent reveal of Super Nintendo World's Donkey Kong Country expansion, Nintendo has issued a statement…
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Jack H.
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December 4, 2024
MILWAUKEE — The closing arguments for the State of Wisconsin v. Peter Gundy were made today, with a self-represented Gundy…
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Kyle Duggan
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December 3, 2024
NEW YORK — Disgraced president George Sears, also known as Solidus Snake, was unable to execute his plan to restore…
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Johnny Amizich
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December 3, 2024
GARY, Ind. — Gary resident Eric Biggins, who goes by the online alias TigBittyEnjoyer69 despite the fact that he has…
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