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Nintendo Announces Switch 2 Cartridges Can Be Taken Rectally

Ben Friedman • February 4, 2025

KYOTO — In a surprise Nintendo Direct regarding the Switch 2 details, the company has revealed that the new console’s…

Activision Announces “Cabela’s Big Game Hunter: Endangered Species Edition” for High-Ranking American Businessmen

Steve Packosky • February 3, 2025

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Video game publisher Activision has announced “Cabela’s Big Game Hunter: Endangered Species Edition” for high-ranking business…

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New Mario Kart Course an Eerily Accurate Map of Your Home

Cameron Lehr • February 3, 2025

YOUR HOMETOWN — During a recent session of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, you noticed that the map you were currently…

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Max Payne Remake Devs Promise to Fix “Pesky” Slowdown Issue During Shootouts

Simon Bower • February 2, 2025

ESPOO, Finland — Remedy Entertainment have assured fans of the Max Payne franchise that their upcoming remake will finally address…

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Resolution to Quit Smoking Immediately Fails With Mad Men Rewatch

Dan Bookbinder • January 31, 2025

ASTORIA, NY— Contrary to his investment in nicotine gum and promises to his loved ones, local man, Conor Wyles, postponed…

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Shang Tsung Starting To Think That Last Soul Not Sitting Right

Steve Packosky • January 31, 2025

EARTHREALM — Powerful sorcerer and host of Mortal Kombat Shang Tsung found himself experiencing digestive irritation following his absorption of…

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Elon Musk’s White House Office Revealed to be Just a Ball Pit

Johnny Amizich • January 30, 2025

WASHINGTON — The office Elon Musk has been given inside of the second Trump White House is reported to have…

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For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

Matt Fresh • January 30, 2025

The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in…

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Trump Presidency 2 Fails To Fix Stick Drift

Garry Kerls • January 29, 2025

PASADENA, Calif. — After eight long years, the wait for a second Trump Presidency is finally over. But as the…

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Did Elon Actually Do A Nazi Salute? Here’s What We Know

Jus Kaplan • January 29, 2025

Yes

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