Peter Cunis
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May 6, 2025
VATICAN CITY — Following the passing of Pope Francis, the College of Cardinals have assembled in Vatican City to elect…
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AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk, mascot and “co-founder” of throwback automotive company Tesla, disappointed shareholders yesterday by announcing further delays…
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Nik Theorin
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May 5, 2025
Whether it’s stalking you through the corridors of a spaceship, chasing you down at the speed of a brisk walk,…
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WASHINGTON — In an Oval Office address, President Trump has announced sweeping new tariffs against the Pikmin homeworld. “For decades…
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Sean Fallon
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May 2, 2025
Making movies is hard work and if there’s one thing a passion project shouldn’t be it’s difficult. Every artist worth…
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EVERETT, Mass. — Father of three Paul Danvers announced he has ceased dispensing guidance unless his adult children pay up,…
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R. Anthony Mahan
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April 30, 2025
WASHINGTON — As part of his alleged plan to find the cause and cure for autism, US Health Secretary Robert…
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Nick Coffman
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April 29, 2025
WASHINGTON — US Health Secretary, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., announced a ban on all Mountain Dew flavors, except for Baja…
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Amity Gilmour
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April 29, 2025
IMPERIAL CITY, Cyrodil — A popular pickup artist has released “Wheel Women Into Your Bed,” a course on seducing women…
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Garry Kerls
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April 28, 2025
SAN FRANCISCO — After struggling to find their footing in the content creator landscape, a local YouTuber has seemed to…
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