Steve Packosky
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I believe that we are on this planet for a designated purpose, and it is up to each individual to…
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Kyle Duggan
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NORTH POLE — Immortal elf Santa Claus confirmed that Xbox consoles will no longer be included in his yearly gift…
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Jus Kaplan
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ORLANDO, Fla. — Diehard Disney fan Adam Finemann was ecstatic to notice in his colonoscopy results that his bowels contained…
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Peter Ferrarese
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HYRULE KINGDOM — Legions of Ganondorf’s horrible henchmen have reported suffering an existential crisis of sorts following their seventh resurrection…
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Peter Ferrarese
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LOS ANGELES — Netflix’s new historical miniseries “Death by Lightning”, which focuses on the career and ultimate assassination of the…
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Nick Coffman
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Listen up, nerds—and this time, I don’t mean that as a compliment. For weeks, the internet has been abuzz about…
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Garry Kerls
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PALLET TOWN — Professor Oak was seen visibly confused over the weekend after once again forgetting his own grandson’s name…
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Matt Fresh
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TORONTO — Local cinephile Ryan Marks is proclaiming himself to be the next Roger Ebert after he received five likes…
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Matt Fresh
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SAN FRANCISCO — Bay Area gamer Wilson Holt has revealed that he is enjoying his time playing through the Prince…
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Matt Fresh
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CHICAGO — Tyson Smith, a self-described Final Fantasy 7 fanatic has been activated upon hearing someone proclaim Tactics as their…
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