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Mario Kart Racer Horrified to Find Bloody Luigi Hat in Kart Grill After Night of Drunk Driving

Camden Brazile • August 6, 2022

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mysterious tragedy ensued today when famed kart racer Koopa Troopa woke up today after a hazy night…

Ash’s Pokémon League Hat Is as Hard to Get in Real Life as It Was in the Show

Will Carnevale • July 6, 2022

Long before Ash Ketchum was a Champion and World Coronation Series quarterfinalist, a wily Mankey caught him slipping, pummeled him…