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Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To

Jeremy Kaplowitz • May 10, 2018

Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever…

George RR Martin Under Fire After Speech in Front of Banner That Reads “Series Accomplished”

Jeremy Kaplowitz • January 10, 2018

SANTA FE, N.M. — “A Song of Ice and Fire” author George RR Martin is being attacked online by fans…

Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3

Charles E.P. Murphy • October 19, 2017

SANTE FE, N.M. — A Song of Fire and Ice writer George R.R. Martin was hired by Valve today to…

Read George RR Martin’s Beautiful 800-Page Apology for the Sixth ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ Book Delay

Jeremy Kaplowitz • August 13, 2017

Get excited for some brand new A Song of Ice and Fire content! George RR Martin might not have released…

Game of Thrones Show Now Ahead of Local Man’s Masturbation Fantasies

Dan Kozuh • July 16, 2017

OAK HILL, Tenn. — Hit TV show Game Of Thrones will officially surpass the plot of Nashville-area resident Drew Cale’s nightly…