God-fucking-dammit. Here I am playing Overwatch and trying to carry my dumbass team to victory. Or at least I would…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SEATTLE — Local grandfather Herbert Schumeister’s 93-year-long kill/death ratio shifted from 0:0 to 0:1 today, following his death from natural…
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David Tyler
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FERNDALE, Wash. — At a recent LAN party, local PC gamer and prolific liar Chris Hartigan incorrectly suggested he could…
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Tom Gannon
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SAN FRANCISCO — A new second person shooter game called “Are You Playing?” — which features a gun-toting protagonist who…
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Dave Cross
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LAKEVILLE, Minn. — Easton Clemens, 17, added his considerable video gaming expertise to his resume in hopes of gaining an…
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M.J. Amory
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WASHINGTON — The Department of Veteran Affairs revealed a catch-all cure for combat veterans that simply requires them to hide…
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