Kyle Duggan
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NEW YORK — Disgraced president George Sears, also known as Solidus Snake, was unable to execute his plan to restore…
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Kyle Duggan
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HYRULE CASTLE — Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule, the recently deposed King of Hyrule, expressed his desire for the usurper Ganondorf to…
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Kyle Duggan
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WASHINGTON — The Phantom Thieves of Hearts, a group of teenage vigilantes operating in the Metaverse, have successfully defeated President…
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Traye Holland
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WASHINGTON — Amidst increasing calls for Joe Biden to end his reelection bid over concerns for his fitness for office,…
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Ridley Jordan
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SPARKS, Md. — Sid Meier's Civilization VII, the upcoming game in the popular 4X strategy series will be shaking things…
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WASHINGTON — Conservative PC gamers have taken to Twitter (now X) to rehash their grievances stemming from Hunter Biden’s laptop…
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Biden shocked the world at the State of the Union address tonight by revealing the United…
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Hard Drive Reporter
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Sources close to President Biden report he often uses video games to escape from the stress and scrutiny of his…
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Kyle Duggan
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden has shifted his stance on the threat posed by giant monsters after viewing Adam Wingard’s…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — The White House has confirmed that President Joe Biden was kidnapped by ninjas this morning, adding that it…
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