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Soviet Soldier Wondering Why the Fuck He’s Been Ordered to Stand Guard Inside Bathroom Stall

Steve Packosky • January 5, 2025

ARKHANGELSK, USSR — Soldier Iakov Makarov expressed confusion at his order to stand guard in a men’s room stall on…

Every Bond Girl Ranked by How Hard I’d Fumble

Matt Fresh • June 12, 2024

The James Bond series is known for many things. Globe-trotting adventures, blood-pumping action, diabolical villains with overly theatrical lairs, strange…

MGM Confirms Next Bond Film Will Be Slappers Only

Kyle Duggan • December 6, 2023

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — James Bond production company Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer announced that the next film in the series would not only…