Casey Smith
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Editor's Note: The following list was emailed to Hard Drive from Merrick Garland’s official Justice Department email address. He has…
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Kyle Duggan
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HYRULE CASTLE — Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule, the recently deposed King of Hyrule, expressed his desire for the usurper Ganondorf to…
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Matt Fresh
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In the weeks since the election, the Democrats have been scrambling to figure out just what went wrong. How did…
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Peter Ferrarese
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UNITED STATES — Players across the “America” server have found themselves struggling with a new patch from the game devs…
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PALM BEACH — President-elect Donald J. Trump has selected real estate mogul Tom Nook to head his cabinet’s Department of…
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Ridley Jordan
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WASHINGTON — This week, incoming president Donald Trump announced his staff picks in preparation for his second term as president.…
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RJ Dralle
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It has come to my attention that there have been rumors swirling about me and how I enjoy eating dogs.…
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HELL — Alleged fans of the popular turn-based strategy game series “Civilization” have organized a campaign to boycott the next…
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Ian Steffé
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WASHINGTON D.C. — Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), also known as Civilian 2 from “GoldenEye 64,” has been appointed Attorney General…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — In the wake of a historic Presidential race, Vice President elect JD Vance was eager to get into…
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