Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Since the dawn of our nation in 1776, 45 power-hungry ghouls have risen the ranks of our society to become…
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Mark Roebuck
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — After notably holding out for a few years, the Toadstool Tour has merged with the Saudi Arabian…
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Mark Roebuck
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Listen up you ungrateful bastards, an elder is talking! I’ve seen the crap you morons are saying about how it’s…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Actor and outspoken supporter of Ukraine Mark Hamill has asked government officials to deploy him in a…
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Camden Brazile
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WASHINGTON — Recent polls have indicated the approval rating of President Biden has dropped dramatically in the past week after…
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Mark Roebuck
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LIBERTY CITY — Following his abrupt departure from his hugely successful Fox News program, Tucker Carlson has announced he will…
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Camden Brazile
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DHARAMSALA — In the wake of a controversial video featuring the Dalai Lama with a young boy, religious teacher The…
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Camden Brazile
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WASHINGTON — In a shocking unanimous vote, the United States Congress decided to ban popular social media and video sharing…
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Patrick Sullivan
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ATLANTA — Norfolk Southern Corporation held a press conference following the latest train derailment to say that it is excited…
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Jacob VanGundy
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DES MOINES, Iowa — A local Magic the Gathering player reported feeling tricked after reading an entire article about Republican…
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