UNITED STATES — Players across the “America” server have found themselves struggling with a new patch from the game devs that has added a second phase to the Donald Trump boss, sources confirm.
“Ah, man, this is gonna be really tough.” gamer Will Langstrom said in a Reddit post. “Personally, I voted against this new patch because I knew it’d be filled with some bullshit. I needed so many flasks just to make it through Trump’s first phase. Now I’m probably gonna have to find a potion merchant who sells stronger elixirs, and I’ll have to travel all the way to the other side of town for that.”
Top complaints regarding the update include the fact that Trump’s moveset has become even more aggressive in his second form, per multiple reports.
“It’s so unfair. First of all, if you lose to him, he takes all of your currency and gives it to the other bosses. It’s so punishing.” said new player Katie Gold. “Then on top of that, if you get too close to him during the fight, he tele-deports you all the way across the map, and the runback time is insane. How is that immersive gameplay?” Gold then elaborated on her issues with the patch: “Also, for some reason they gave him a move where he ground-pounds you with his dump truck ass? I mean I admit that he has a very… ‘unique’ character design, but that’s a little much.”
Above all, the resounding sentiment is that there was no clear way to equip for the encounter, which has left the community at large stunned.
“In the game’s previous version, Trump was about to be imprisoned for his many crimes in the dungeons of New York,” gaming journalist Rachel Minski told reporters. “But it seems like a lot of people wanted this update because they thought the devs would make shop prices lower to balance things out. And because the Democrat faction wasn’t doing enough about the ongoing genocide playing out in the Middle East server. Little did they realize they were opening the doors for the Trump boss to respawn stronger than ever before, making progress harder for every in-game class except the nobles. I have yet to see one successful attempt at beating him now that he’s been granted a whole second health bar.”
At press time, the Democrat faction was seen performing necromancies and pushing a reanimated corpse into Trump’s boss arena in an ill-fated attempt to emerge victorious even one single time.
