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Local Man Still Missing Weeks After He Decided to “Try Metaphor ReFantazio Real Quick”

TORONTO — Police are requesting any help in finding Adam Reso, the local gamer who is still missing two weeks after he told his friends that he planned to quickly give Metaphor: ReFantazio a try.

“It was Friday night and we were playing some Black Ops when he told us that he was going to try the Metaphor demo over the weekend. He texted me something about a red head elf lady. That’s the last anyone has seen or heard from,” said Reso’s friend Jay. “We don’t know what happened. He just vanished, he hasn’t been to work, he hasn’t read anyone’s messages, it’s really scary. Some of his neighbors said that sometimes at night they can hear really catchy rhythmic chanting coming from his apartment.”

The police say that they are expending all resources available to them to find Reso but the longer he’s missing the more likely it is he won’t be found.

“We’ve done everything we can and gone through all available channels to try and find Mr. Reso but unfortunately this is an incredibly clean disappearance,” said police commissioner Claudio Yuta. “There’s just no evidence or clues of any kind to what might have happened. He simply disappeared out of thin air. Our next course of action is investigating Atlus as according to our sources in other departments this isn’t the first disappearance case related to this game of theirs. We may have some sort of occult business going on.”

Reso’s friends aren’t giving up hope on seeing their friend again.

“He has his whole life ahead of him, you know,” said Reso’s other friend Chris. “He’s only 32, he was just about to start a gaming podcast. I know we’re gonna see him again and we’ll finally start that 4th playthrough of Baldur’s Gate 3. Whatever those evil bastards at Atlus have done, they’ll pay. They’ll pay for taking our friend away from us for so long.”

At press time, Jay and Chris have also gone missing after they quickly tried Metaphor in an attempt to discover what happened to their friend.

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