Xbox gamers upset over Gears of War leaping over to the PlayStation, I come to soothe your pain. Forget the fact that more people are going to enjoy an updated version of the original. The end of Gear’s console exclusivity puts Marcus, Dom, and the rest of Cog in the good company of Sega and Sonic the Hedgehog. Don’t believe me? Look at this pregnant Marcus Fenix I just drew.
The floodgates are open. The entire series is going to find its way to the PlayStation (and maybe even Switch 2). Don’t let that distract you from the fact that you need to be creating your own headcanon from this point forward. Pregnant Marcus Fenix is just the start. Imagine a world with Twink Baird, Corpser X Brumak, and a gender-swapped General RAAM. Now stop imagining and go out and make those and so much more a reality.
Do you know how many members there are of the Carmine family? Now the world will never know cause we’re going to create so many Carmines that serve as fan implants. Harold Carmine is a simple farmer on Sera that just wants to care for his crops and cut down trees on his farm. When a giant worm kills his favorite cousin, he sets out to avenge Benjamin by taking out as many Locusts as he can. In the midst of revenge, he finds an impossible love with a Ticker that can’t explode. Caught between the Cog and the Locusts, they go into hiding, to keep the flame of their love alive. Is Harold Carmine real, you ask? Guess you’ll have to do some research.
After we hit them with piles of art and fan fiction then Gear’s transformation into Sonic will enter its final phase. Blockbuster movies. Imagine that first trailer. We all hate it and take to the internet to bully Microsoft and Netflix into changing what we don’t like about it. Then the unthinkable happens. They fold and give into our crazy demands. Leading to three massively successful movies.
This could be our future. So, you can wine into the void about PlayStation gamers getting to play a twenty-year-old game or you can pick up a goddamn pencil and start the Gears of War Renaissance.
