Please! I just want it to stop and I have no idea what to do. They just keep coming and coming. I can’t get rid of them.
It all started a few days ago. I was painting my garage a nice yellow to add some sunshine to the darkness that is my existence. I was listening to “Herald of Darkness” and just started dancing, I couldn’t help myself, it was like my body was under someone else’s control. In my hypnotized state of rhythm, I accidentally knocked over the paint. That’s when the trouble began.
Splashed all over my yard was this yellow paint. I finished dancing and went to get a rag. When I came back out my yard was filled with video game protagonists. They insisted that my house was where they were supposed to go. They caused so much havoc.
Leon S. Kennedy started roundhouse kicking all the boxes in my garage. Joel Miller went through all my drawers and stole my arts and crafts supplies. Kratos came and shimmied through all my rooms while Atreus told me how to solve the puzzle I was working on completely unprompted.
I tried explaining that they must be lost but according to them, that was impossible. They all say my home is where they must be to continue onward.
Ethan Winters went through all my jars looking for pieces of his baby. Nathan Drake jumped from my neighbor’s roof to mine and broke my gutter.
They have no respect for my property. It’s true when they say never meet your heroes.
I really don’t know how this happened. Is the paint magical or something? Is there some sort of pheromone in it that attracted all the game characters from far and wide to come over to my home? It doesn’t make sense.
Even as I write this they keep coming. I’m locked in my home. My windows are boarded up. They’re all out there circling my home looking for something. I’m so scared. If I go out they’ll get in and trash the place looking for supplies.
I’m begging anyone reading this to please send help, or tell me how I can get rid of them.
