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Geoff Keighley Announces Nominations for “Best Hentai Puzzle Game on Switch eShop”

After years of industry neglect, Geoff Keighley has finally answered the cries of gamers around the globe and unveiled the newest category for The Game Awards: “Best Hentai Puzzle Game On Switch Eshop.” Finally, the unsung heroes of Nintendo’s profit margins get the recognition they deserve.

The 2023 nominees are:

Hentai Japanese Goblins

In a sea of unregulated shovelware, Hentai Japanese Goblins breaks boundaries by charging $2.50 for 12 png’s.

Hentai Girls

Coming in at an MSRP of $19.99, Hentai Girls sets a new standard for what shovelware puzzle games can get away with while maintaining the Nintendo Seal of Quality.

Hentai Project

Officially rated T by the ESRB for “suggestive themes”, Hentai Project stands out by being the only hentai game to offer Russian as one of the only two supported languages.

Hentai Uni 2

Following the critical success of Hentai Uni 1, it’s only natural that the sequel would expand upon the original epic. It gets bonus inclusivity points for enabling one-armed gamers to finally be able to play a hentai puzzle games on their nintendo switch.

Hentai RPG: Isekai Journey

Featuring a “Thoughtful system of pumping”, Hentai RPG: Isekai Journey innovates on the long stagnant genre by being as blatantly pornographic as possible, a technique underutilized among the many hentai puzzle games on the Nintendo Switch eshop.

Anime Sexy Girl Puzzle – Hentai Game History Adventure

Anime Sexy Girl Puzzle – Hentai Game History Adventure, aside from being the only mouthful the developers could ever give you, also serves as a stern reminder of the futility of man in an unforgiving universe in one of the most astounding jigsaw puzzles the switch eshop has to offer.

Gamers everywhere sit with baited breath as they await the only reason to actually tune in to The Game Awards.