AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk released his top ten films of 2024 with his top spot going to a YouTube video entitled “Dark humor Offensive jokes Family Guy Compilation (not for snowflakes).”
“Better movies have been released this year,” said film critic Murray West, whose own list was topped by “Challengers.” “Alex Garland’s ‘Civil War’ for instance or Payal Kapadia’s ‘All We Imagine As Light.’ So ‘Dark humor Offensive jokes Family Guy Compilation (not for snowflakes)’ was definitely a surprising choice. The flow-on effect has meant that the Academy is paying attention, and we’ll assuredly see ‘Dark humor Offensive jokes Family Guy Compilation (not for snowflakes)’ in the conversation come Oscar season.”
The video is 9 minutes long and consists of scenes from across all 22 seasons of “Family Guy,” including segments featuring violence towards Meg Griffin and Glen Quagmire saying something inappropriate.
“It’s work,” said Teddy Parr, a college student who puts together the supercuts and has forgone a life of love and human connection for his art. “When it’s time to make a compilation, I seal myself away from the prying eyes of the world and commune directly with God. It is not simply throwing together a bunch of jokes. A ‘Family Guy’ joke might be dark but not offensive, or maybe it’s dark and offensive but snowflakes would like it. Each one of my compilations is a piece of my heart.”
Musk announced the decision in the 76th tweet he posted on Friday.
“Now that comedy is legal again it’s good to stick it to the snowflakes,” he wrote to his audience of bots, sycophants, and alternate accounts that he also runs. “This video was the best movie of the year cause it wasn’t infected with the woke mind virus. I’ve never watched a full episode of ‘Family Guy’ but I can tell it would be totes amazeballs just from these nine minutes clips I watch all day every day.”
Late reports indicate that Musk’s ranking might change, as insiders note that he has recently been forcing Tesla staff to watch and laugh at a video called “Rick and Morty’s most epic moments for cool guys.”
