DECATUR, Ga. — Local husband and self-described Star Wars aficionado Benny Butler critiqued a ‘sexy Slave Leia’ costume his wife, Erica Butler, had purchased to the point of climax, sources within the Butler home confirm.
“I was really hurt when he started telling me that Leia didn’t wear her hair in the ‘buns’ style when she was a slave in the worm guy’s fort,” Erica Butler said. “I worked really hard getting them just right, which was upsetting. But then I saw that he was really turned on by correcting the flaws in my outfit, so I just went with it. I was doing this for his birthday anyway, so whatever gets him off I guess. And boy, did he get off.”
Benny, surprisingly, couldn’t have been happier with the errors.
“First off, the brassiere is supposed to be brass, not gold. And the fabric coming off the bottom of my wife’s costume was maroon when, in the film, it was clearly more of a plum. Not to mention that the arm band clearly swirls in a counterclockwise rotation on the top,” Benny said while growing visibly more excited just remembering the costume’s flaws. “She didn’t even bolt the chain around her neck, she looped it around her waist instead. Not every guy is lucky enough to have a wife willing to get so many cosplay details incorrect just to make him happy.”
Marriage therapist Kendra Cunningham, Ph.D. says this is a sign of a healthy marriage.
“Everyone has their fetishes. To feel comfortable enough with your partner to explore the more unusual aspects of your sexuality is wonderful,” Dr. Cunningham explained. “I personally become aroused by my partner’s poor recapping of Battlestar: Galactica episodes.”
For their anniversary, Benny plans to help Erica explore her Expanse curiosity.
