Video Games Archives - Page 127

Point/Counterpoint: If Starfield Doesn’t Deliver, XBox and Bethesda are TOAST vs. I Am an Adult

Mark Roebuck • September 1, 2023

POINT: If Starfield Doesn’t Deliver, XBox and Bethesda are TOAST Oh man, Todd Howard and Bethesda sure are in a…

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Nintendo Confirms Upcoming Red Switch Represents all the Blood Mario Has Spilled

Mark Roebuck • September 1, 2023

REDMOND, Wash. — Earlier this week Nintendo announced a new version of its popular Switch console, an OLED model that…

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Where to find the best weapons in Tears of the Kingdom.

Gamer Completes Tears of the Kingdom “Time To Finish It, I Guess”% Run

Patrick Sullivan • August 31, 2023

Local gamer and speedrunner Peter Grantson claimed the world record earlier this week for the ‘Time To Finish It, I…

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Kingdom Hearts Fan and Disney Adult Embarrassed to Be Seen With Each Other

Ben Friedman • August 31, 2023

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A family reunion turned contentious after two cousins, one a Kingdom Hearts fan and the other a…

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Mario Concerns Gamers by Freezing Midway Through This Morning’s Nintendo Direct

Mark Roebuck • August 31, 2023

Mario concerned fans and Nintendo executives this morning after bizarrely freezing halfway through this morning's Nintendo Direct presentation. "Mario is…

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Comatose Gamer Banned From Pokémon Sleep For Using Exploits

Alex McMillan • August 31, 2023

CHICAGO — A comatose patient at Chicago General Hospital received a lifetime ban from Pokemon Sleep, for using exploits, sources have…

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Police Chase Drags on as Officers Wait for Suspect’s Invincibility To Wear Off

Will Carnevale • August 30, 2023

NEW YORK — New York Police Department officers are currently engaged in the lengthy pursuit of an unidentified fugitive driving…

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NPC Starting to Think He’s the Only One Player Hasn’t Fucked

Kyle Duggan • August 30, 2023

LAST LIGHT INN — A wizard named Gale has become suspicious that he is the only member of his party…

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Pikmin 4 release time: when does the game come out?

Pope Francis Confirms Pikmin Do Not Go to Heaven

Alex McMillan • August 29, 2023

VATICAN CITY — Head of the Catholic Church Pope Francis publicly stated that the titular creatures in Nintendo’s Pikmin franchise…

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Report: Shiny Pokémon Actually Just Very Well-Moisturized

Brandon Pogrob • August 28, 2023

PALDEA — After two weeks and dozens of Poké Balls spent out in the tall grass of Southern Paldea, 10-year-old…

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