Ryan Sims
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PARIS — Longtime artificial intelligence genie Akinator has been feeling pretty bummed lately after he played around with ChatGPT and…
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Mark Roebuck
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SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter CEO and aspiring humorist Elon Musk announced today that the press is making too large a…
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Mark Roebuck
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SAN FRANCISCO — Elon Musk's latest wave of firings has seen the dismissal of the man formerly in charge of making…
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Ryan Sims
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PHILADELPHIA — Chatters in a local Discord server were subjected to severe social discomfort as user Aaron99 poured his heart…
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Camden Brazile
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Is Twitter getting worse and worse every day? It sure feels like it, these days. But if you're worried the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local depressed man Matthew Watkins reportedly used AI chatbot ChatGPT to write his suicide note, according…
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Mark Roebuck
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GARY, Ind. — Twitter CEO Elon Musk has reportedly discovered his next overvalued investment: a novelty dunk tank he found…
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Ryan Sims
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YOUR BATHROOM — Bathroom mirrors across the country this morning revealed an exclusive first look at what you have become.…
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Jacob VanGundy
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PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. — The controversial Horny Jail, a maximum security prison for people who are “horny on main,” has…
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Camden Brazile
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WASHINGTON — In a shocking unanimous vote, the United States Congress decided to ban popular social media and video sharing…
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