Tyler Simpson
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“I wish that webhead had just left me to die.”, Matthew Dobbins proclaimed from his hospital bed.
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Kyle Duggan
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“This used to be such a nice neighborhood,” said Fedranix, a high templar who organized the rally.
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Nik Theorin
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"I almost had the nuke," Kissinger said from hell. "I def dropped a lot of bombs and I guess I…
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Hard Drive Staff
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At press time, a leaked script revealed that the plot of Scream VII involved the protagonists hiding inside a hospital,…
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Lobster Jackson
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“That the corrupt Biden administration would carry out the orders of its shadowy backers in Big Plumbing and levy these…
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HG Punk
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“From our knowledge, it was supposed to be a meeting to rally young voters,” said an anonymous Secret Service member.
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HG Punk
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Hard Drive Reporter
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LOS ANGELES — In an unprecedented potential crossover between the United State’s vast military might and viral TikTok dances, we…
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Hard Drive Staff
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WICHITA, Kan. — In a startling turn of events, cartoon pies left to cool on window sills were now instead…
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Kyle Duggan
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden has shifted his stance on the threat posed by giant monsters after viewing Adam Wingard’s…
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