PALM BEACH — President-elect Donald J. Trump has selected real estate mogul Tom Nook to head his cabinet’s Department of…
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WASHINGTON — This week, incoming president Donald Trump announced his staff picks in preparation for his second term as president.…
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RJ Dralle
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It has come to my attention that there have been rumors swirling about me and how I enjoy eating dogs.…
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HELL — Alleged fans of the popular turn-based strategy game series “Civilization” have organized a campaign to boycott the next…
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Ian Steffé
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WASHINGTON D.C. — Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), also known as Civilian 2 from “GoldenEye 64,” has been appointed Attorney General…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — In the wake of a historic Presidential race, Vice President elect JD Vance was eager to get into…
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Graham Morris
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REDWOOD CITY, Calif — Today, EA Games and Maxis Studios introduced an update for their popular life simulator The Sims…
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Sidney Conant
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Hello America, We here in Washington D.C. hope that you have been enjoying your free trial of the Department of…
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Garry Kerls
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PALM BEACH, Fla. — After an exhausting end of campaign push in swing states across the country, President-elect and convicted…
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Matt Fresh
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WASHINGTON — The United States of America has officially confirmed that it will be backwards compatible with 2016 starting in…
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