Aaron Weerasinghe
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LOS ANGELES — A heartbroken nation looked on with remorse this afternoon as reports tragically confirmed that the wrong game…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — Republicans nationwide are struggling to decipher a cryptic message from Q, the anonymous leader of conspiracy theory QAnon,…
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Andy Holt
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PENNSYLVANIA — Gamer consultants have advised the Trump and Biden campaigns that it’s pointless to spam votes in low-effect areas…
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Hard Drive Staff
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WASHINGTON — Local gamer Stephen Nelson exhaustedly told friends Wednesday night that he is done with participating in the antiquated…
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Saad Khan
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ERIE, Pa. — Local gamer Glenn Rice reportedly purchased both Nate Silver and Nate Gold versions of the 2020 presidential…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin announced on social media today that he failed the viral internet challenge…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local voter Martin Frost does not actually want video game character Waluigi to be president, despite writing…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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KEENE, Ky. — Several Keene residents have reported cases of voter intimidation at the small town’s early voting location, noting…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — Despite many pictures and sources alleging its development, the Trump administration has remained tight lipped about the heavily…
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