Nick Coffman
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CHAGRIN FALLS, Ohio — After relieving himself on everything that is actively disliked by large numbers of people, a local…
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Nick Coffman
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There are few things better in life than learning that your favorite band or artist has performed a Tiny Desk…
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Garry Kerls
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PALLET TOWN — After quietly climbing the ranks and becoming the Pokémon League Champion, Red has broken his vow of…
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Harpal Khosla
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I do not feel prepared for life and I blame video games. Video games have turned me into a paranoid…
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Steve Packosky
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ARKHANGELSK, USSR — Soldier Iakov Makarov expressed confusion at his order to stand guard in a men’s room stall on…
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Nick Coffman
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ADVENTURE BAY — Following a decade of crime fighting, the Paw Patrol has been defunded and its members have been…
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Peter Cunis
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DALLAS — Just in time for Christmas, Texas Instruments CEO Haviv “Texas Toast” Ilan took to X to announce the…
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Dan Katz
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FOX POINT, Wis. — The Lord has smiled upon the Levin family, blessing them with a true Hanukkah miracle. The…
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Johnny Amizich
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MINNETONKA, Minn — Luigi Mangione, the alleged shooter of former UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, has been sentenced to 25 years…
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Peter Ferrarese
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GOTHAM CITY — Masked vigilante Batman has reportedly been beside himself after he was informed by a group of teenagers…
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