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Phil Spencer Cancels Activision-Blizzard Deal After Playing Overwatch 2 For the First Time

Parker Johnson • October 13, 2023

REDMOND, WA — Despite the prior announcement that the long-awaited deal between Microsoft Gaming and Activision-Blizzard King closed earlier today, Microsoft…

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You Cannot Pet the Dog ‘Commander’ at the White House

Joe Tilleli • October 5, 2023

WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden and first lady Dr. Jill Biden's two-year-old German shepherd, Commander, does not support petting as…

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Kevin McCarthy regretfully pondering the shape of Italy

Kevin McCarthy Naively Answers Question ‘What’s the Shape of Italy?’

Joe Tilleli • October 4, 2023

WASHINGTON — Speaker Kevin McCarthy was voted out of the job Tuesday after answering the deceptively innocuous question, "What is…

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ANNOUNCEMENT: We’re Gonna Start Taking a Few Cents From Our Writers When Someone Reads Their Article

Parker Johnson • September 13, 2023

Hello everyone! Here at Hard Drive, we pride ourselves on being the most ethical company in the games industry. So,…

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‘Five Night’s at Freddy’s’ Stream Horrified By Surprise Jumpscare

Camden Brazile • August 18, 2023

CINCINNATI, Ohio — The audience of popular Twitch Streamer IShowSpeed was reportedly frightened today by a sudden object flying out…

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“Did You Talk to Any of My Daughters?” Hard Drive Interviews Duke Nukem

Mark Roebuck • July 28, 2023

When former video game star and controversial public figure Duke Nukem asked me to meet him somewhere called ‘Piss Alley,’…

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Top 5 Foods to Cook on Your Steam Deck

Mark Roebuck • April 17, 2023

The Steam Deck is one of the biggest breakthroughs in gaming hardware in years. As if it couldn’t do enough…

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Film Executive Has Idea of Lifetime: “We Should Make John Wick 5”

Mark Roebuck • April 17, 2023

LOS ANGELES — An executive at Lionsgate Films was struck with the creative revelation of a lifetime this weekend, when…

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Microsoft Announces Redfall Will Launch in Black and White

Mark Roebuck • April 13, 2023

AUSTIN, Texas — Arkane Studios announced today that its highly anticipated first person shooter Redfall will launch exclusively in black…

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Good Movie From Six Months Ago Real Piece of Shit These Days

Mark Roebuck • April 11, 2023

LOS ANGELES — A movie released to critical and audience acclaim just six months ago is actually be quite bad,…

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