Matt Fresh
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WASHINGTON — The United States government's ban on the social media platform TikTok has officially ended. Affecting around 170 million…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Americans prepare for a historic social media ban made possible by a groundbreaking bipartisan campaign between…
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Thomas Wilde
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LOS ANGELES — Acclaimed director David Lynch was laid to rest today in a funeral that attendees called “a kaleidoscopic…
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Nick Coffman
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CHAGRIN FALLS, Ohio — After relieving himself on everything that is actively disliked by large numbers of people, a local…
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Nick Coffman
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Are you a hack ass Hollywood executive looking for your next big script? Are you bankrupt of creativity and vision?…
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Matt Fresh
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TORONTO — Despite not being able to afford to go to therapy, local depressed man Patrick Cole’s friends have confirmed…
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RJ Dralle
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LOS ANGELES — On January 1, 2025 at 12:02am, the new year welcomed a brand-new baby girl, Jocelyn Marie Caan,…
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Nick Coffman
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ADVENTURE BAY — Following a decade of crime fighting, the Paw Patrol has been defunded and its members have been…
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Garry Kerls
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NEW YORK — After 38 years of unsuccessfully pursuing the criminal mastermind, Carmen Sandiego, The Chief of ACME Detective Agency…
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Nick Coffman
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SMALLVILLE, Kan. — Smallville Animal Control reported that a dog of unidentified breed attacked and killed Derby Walter, 56, the…
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