Wyatt Fair
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LOS ANGELES — 22-year-old barista Harrison Mahler was thrilled to finally get the opportunity to watch Stanley Kubrick’s 1975 epic…
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Camden Brazile
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LOS ANGELES — Actor and Academy Award Winner Christoph Waltz has announced recently that he will play the titular character…
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Kevin Podas
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CHICAGO — Following the recent reboot of Futurama on Hulu, local man Aaron Klopfer tried to explain to his therapist…
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Seth Finkelstein
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NEW YORK — Viewers were stunned to discover a recent video essay from YouTuber MoviePhoneSam happened to have a lot…
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Kyle Duggan
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — A local man objected to presumptions about his age after being called a “Disney Adult,” sources familiar…
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Naomi Krause
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DALLAS — A horrified 41-year-old man was horrified to discover that his novelty finger mustache tattoo had started to turn…
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Camden Brazile
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LOS ANGELES — A bidding war over the rights to an upcoming Slinky movie has revealed that Mattel executives are…
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Will Carnevale
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WAYNE, Mich. — As the United Auto Workers union kicks off its historic strike against “Big Three” automakers Ford, General…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Comedian Hasan Minhaj insisted today in a new hour-long comedy show entitled Nintendos and Nintendonts that his…
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Julien Perez
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Mitchell Ortiz, 20, was recently delighted to find an adorable little baby trailer for SAW X playing…
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