R. Anthony Mahan, Author at Hard Drive

January 28, 2026

Once upon a time, companies would quickly rush out licensed video games of dubious quality to promote movies or TV…

November 14, 2025

TOKYO — In a recent Nintendo Direct, director Masahiro Sakurai confirmed that, after decades of speculation and demand, he would…

September 19, 2025

KYOTO — Nintendo has filed a patent giving them the exclusive right to the gameplay mechanic of pressing a button…

August 21, 2025

My fellow fans of quality video game satire, I have devastating news. Hell hath frozen over. Hollow Knight: Silksong is…

June 18, 2025

So you’re the courier who dares to speak out against the Legion. My trusted frumentarius, Vulpes Inculta, has told me…

May 9, 2025

UNIMAK ISLAND, Alaska — Shortly after beating Metal Gear Solid for the first time, comedian Nathan Fielder has constructed a…

April 30, 2025

WASHINGTON — As part of his alleged plan to find the cause and cure for autism, US Health Secretary Robert…

April 9, 2025

NEW YORK — Gamers rejoiced today as top heads of the video game industry, in conjunction with every other industry…

March 24, 2025

WASHINGTON — The recent declassification of all records relating to President John F. Kennedy’s assassination has revealed that the event…

March 7, 2025

CRESTVIEW, Fla. — Sources have confirmed that Kacey Flach, a 25-year-old cosplay enthusiast, has expressed frustration at her failure to…