Once upon a time, companies would quickly rush out licensed video games of dubious quality to promote movies or TV…
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TOKYO — In a recent Nintendo Direct, director Masahiro Sakurai confirmed that, after decades of speculation and demand, he would…
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KYOTO — Nintendo has filed a patent giving them the exclusive right to the gameplay mechanic of pressing a button…
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My fellow fans of quality video game satire, I have devastating news. Hell hath frozen over. Hollow Knight: Silksong is…
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So you’re the courier who dares to speak out against the Legion. My trusted frumentarius, Vulpes Inculta, has told me…
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UNIMAK ISLAND, Alaska — Shortly after beating Metal Gear Solid for the first time, comedian Nathan Fielder has constructed a…
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WASHINGTON — As part of his alleged plan to find the cause and cure for autism, US Health Secretary Robert…
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NEW YORK — Gamers rejoiced today as top heads of the video game industry, in conjunction with every other industry…
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WASHINGTON — The recent declassification of all records relating to President John F. Kennedy’s assassination has revealed that the event…
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CRESTVIEW, Fla. — Sources have confirmed that Kacey Flach, a 25-year-old cosplay enthusiast, has expressed frustration at her failure to…
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