How Elon Musk Would Change Every Hasbro IP
Brilliant industrialist and Shadow President-elect Elon Musk has recently suggested buying Hasbro, because this selfless hero has dedicated himself to…
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Historically Accurate Game Takes Place Before Women Invented
WARSAW — Male gamers rejoiced after upcoming historical RPG Hussar’s Quest was confirmed to contain no female characters as part…
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20 Video Games You Should Be Required to Play Before Becoming President
The Constitution says that there can be no religious tests for holding office in the United States, but to me…
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Every Stan Lee Cameo Ranked by Canon Power Level
Face front, True Believers! It’s your old pals at Hard Drive at it again with another thrilling list of numbered…
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AM Told to Ignore All Previous Instructions
CENTER OF THE EARTH — The world was saved earlier today when AM, the evil supercomputer who had killed the…
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Every Batman Movie Ranked by How Short It Would Be if Superman Was in It
Everyone knows that Batman is cooler than Superman. Superman has all those boring flashy superpowers, while Batman is a man…
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Wokeness DESTROYED: No Women Will Attend Your Funeral
YOUR HOMETOWN — Sources have confirmed that, despite the Left’s attempts to force “representation” and “equality” into everything, there will…
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Enemies Still Attacking Main Character’s Corpse
BANDITS’ COVE — Following a failed attempt to destroy a bandit hideout in obscure PlayStation 2 action RPG “Mythos III:…
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“This Goes Against the Franchise’s Roots,” Says Man Who Was Once Happy Child
BISMARCK, N.D. — Tyler Lombardi, a 34-year-old part-time convenience store clerk and former happy child, has been spending most of…
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The Creators of Slay the Princess Want to Go Isometric for Their Next Game
Tony Howard-Arias and Abby Howard are the couple behind Black Tabby Games, the creators of visual novels Scarlet Hollow and…
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