NEW YORK — In an official press release circulated earlier today, Rockstar Games has confirmed that the highly anticipated Grand…
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — LEGO customer service representative Janice Kirkland was well aware that caller and middle-aged man Mike Doherty was…
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METRO KINGDOM — Local adventurer Mario Mario is allegedly trapped inside an unsettling painting by modern artist H.R. Giger after…
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By now you’ve seen the rumors: a collection of some of Mario’s greatest 3D adventures are supposedly going to be…
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BOSTON — Popular fantasy author Rick Riordan announced via Twitter today that his character Percy Jackson is a pansexual fuck…
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CINCINNATI — 30-year-old Dylan Barker was shocked to learn he was the father of an 18-year-old chatbot, the result of…
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PALO ALTO — Business magnate and Tesla Inc. CEO Elon Musk has changed the name of his flagship company to…
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SALT LAKE CITY — All six patrons and two clerks in Salt Lake City’s Moonshot Comics Emporium reported they were…
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WASHINGTON — Verizon users experienced a sudden and painful throttling of their Internet speed while playing "Overwatch", specifically against FCC…
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WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to…
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